Unknoen is asking for Publicity as he gets famished waiting for his lover to walk by.  He in the meantime eats gravel and dirt and worships the ground she walks on.  He cant wait to jump out of airplane with someone else once she cheats!  Especially if its on the movie set! 

Damian Light reporting

Unknoen pays the price of fame as his articles are distributed underground throughout much of Asia and Europe; Finding himself one morning on the cold dirt floor as his name is distributed on ten Asian newspapers.  He sends the article itself about twenty pages long, to the telegraph and gets put on NYC television for eight hours a day, but only on certain underground circutis. His life time and experiences go unnoticed as he is hunted night and morning by television and movie celebrities.  He gets put on an underground People Magazine network and gets placed on NYC billboards including an electronic ring fight with Osama bin Laden in Times Square.

Unknoen gets his wallet fattened when he gets shot at with no weapon by the Santa Barabara County Sherrifs Department and contact 87 Press agents with the story.  No one says anything but hes going to have thge US military follow around the lead Sherrifs.  All this after two officers admit to killing 12 Goleta Police officers. 

Unknoen gets thrown to the streets by his big time employers, only to fight the Sherriffs Department head to head, after getting illegally arrested and searched. He himself has contacted the governors office, whom the Sherrif doesnt like.  The Sherrif also admitted to hating the US President GW Bush, and gave him the finger, after saying that he was better off assasinated! 

 Unknoen conitjnues to persecute the Sherrif until he again is illegally searched and arrested, this time probably thrown into the dungeon.  Unknoen has friends all ove the US government, but the Sherrif doesnt care.